Annnnd we're back...in Devon!
Wednesday, February 29, 2012 at 11:42PM No, we haven't been kidnapped. We've mostly just been at Meat Liquor (which, incidentally, looks like a place in which you would keep a kidnapped person). But hello again! Where were we?

Last year, we drove five hours down to Devon to stay in Dartmoor National Park. This drive takes ordinary people four hours, but I was the navigator. Here are some things you may already know about Dartmoor:
1. It is extremely beautiful, full of windswept moors and wild ponies.
2. There are a handful of really excellent restaurants.
3. You will need to remind yourself of #1 and #2 often, as you will spend most of your time lost on twisty, one-way country roads with twelve foot hedges on either side. It is a ginormous plant labyrinth.

But it was a great time. Plus, all of the places where you are going know that you will get lost and be late, and have a bottomless supply of idiot tourist sympathy. Once, we couldn't get to lunch because of this.

Friends will be surprised to learn that I am not the outdoorsiest of humans. Usually, in the case of a domestic crisis, I think "What Would Martha Do?" And Martha would definitely not be intimidated by wildlife. She would stare it down until it became a handbag. So I got out to shoo it.

However, the cow things in Dartmoor are totally not afraid of you. Get back in the car. GET BACK IN THE CAR.

Once we found it, we stayed at Bovey Castle, a beautiful property with lots of Lord-of-the-Manor activities designed for people who watch period dramas.

There are many owls there, belonging to a reluctant falconer who has been roped into a perpetual Harry Potter fantasy. We could not. get. enough. In fact, we took a private "falconry" lesson (tutorial in bird stroking) so as to avoid competition from the many hoggy children.

And of course, we ate. Gidleigh Park has a renowned restaurant which books up surprisingly quickly, given its location in the middle of a hedgerow maze. We made it to lunch and enjoyed four courses which, if not revolutionary, were moreish. The environment is comfortable, and doesn't choke on formality.

Certainly the best part of the meal was being able to finish it on the terrace, coffee in hand and looking at the countryside. The service here is something special, and it was our sommelier who suggested ending things this way. As we sipped, the restaurant manger stopped by to chat about food and and make polite conversation ("So, did you get lost in the hedges? Did a giant killer cow stand in front of the car and chew and not move? That always happens").

Our favorite meal--easily--was in the field kitchen at Riverford Organic Farm. For a fraction of the cost of Gidleigh, or indeed, the River Cottage, where we went the next day, they will serve you a no-choice lunch or dinner using the best of whatever seasonal ingredients they have on hand. On the night we visited, there was roast chicken and potatoes with rosemary, braised carrots, creamed spinach, fresh beets and white beans in olive oil, and about twelve varieties of pudding.

In one medium-sized room, the menu is scrawled on a chalkboard and the dishes are served family-style at smallish communal picnic tables. The atmosphere is so palpably easy-going that it would be churlish not to make friends, and so you sit at a table of generous new acquaintances and order more wine. It's irresistible.

Since we were in the neighborhood, our trip to Devon would have been incomplete without a visit to the River Cottage. When you arrive on the farm for Sunday lunch, a glass of champagne is thrust into your hand and you are encouraged to wander the property for an hour beforehand. Trays of mutton burgers were circulating on the day we were there, and much of our "wandering" involved following the servers at a respectful distance until we could surreptitiously swoop in for thirdsies.

We sat down to lunch at another communal table, and after a short speech about the meal, the plates began appearing. Your entire meal is served on a single dish, so there is slightly less bonding with your dining companions as you both reach for the same bowl of chard.

The pork was tender and very fatty, the vegetables fine, and the crackling delicious. Our dessert was a lackluster panna cotta, underwhelmingly served in a wine glass. There was not quite enough gelatin for the cream to set, so it was more like vanilla pudding than anything else. After gulping some bitter black coffee, we walked out to pat the pigs before swinging onto the road back to London.




















